A father brought his son into the doctor because the boy had a matchbox car shoved up his nose. All the while the doctor was trying to remove the car, the father kept saying, "I don't know how he did it."
Finally the doctor managed to remove the little car, and the father and son left.
A few hours later, the father came back with the matchbox shoved up HIS nose. He told the doctor, "Now I know how he did it!"
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The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punch, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.
"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech," he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."
Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."